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Valhalla Unit Diagnostic Reference T-Shirt
Valhalla Unit Diagnostic Reference T-Shirt
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
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One facility. Four units. No known cure.
Every unit at Valhalla Post Acute has its own personality—and apparently, its own diagnosis.
The Valhalla Unit Diagnostic Reference T-Shirt turns EOG, COG, EOT, and COT into a completely unofficial clinical reference guide for the people who know exactly what life inside these four units looks like.
EOG — Excessive Occupational Galloping
Symptoms may include:
Walking 14,000+ steps per shift and having absolutely no idea why you entered that room.
COG — Chronic Organizational Guesswork
Common presentation:
“I thought somebody already did that.”
EOT — Emotional Overload, Team-Acquired
Highly contagious.
Frequently accompanied by inappropriate laughter at completely appropriate times.
COT — Caffeine Optimization Therapy
Administer PRN.
Results vary. Dosage frequently repeated.
Clinical Impression
ONE FACILITY.
FOUR CONDITIONS.
NO KNOWN CURE.
Recommended treatment:
- Finish the shift.
- Go home.
- Come back tomorrow.
Possible side effects of employment may include dark humor, unexplained attachment to coworkers, caffeine dependence, and answering call lights in your sleep.
Different units. Different personalities. Different kinds of chaos.
Same Valhalla team.
Why You'll Love It
- Created specifically for the Valhalla Post Acute team
- Represents EOG, COG, EOT, and COT in one design
- Original fake-clinical-diagnosis concept
- Viking-inspired VPA chest crest gives a subtle nod to the Valhalla name
- Packed with jokes and details that reward a second look
- Front and back printed design
- Made for staff across the entire facility—not just one unit
Product Details
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain a cotton/polyester blend
- Retail unisex fit
- Crew neckline
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder taping
- Printed to order
Designed by Witory
Created by Witory for the people of Valhalla Post Acute—four different units filled with people doing the same difficult, important work in their own particular way.
Because sometimes the best way to survive the diagnosis is to laugh at the symptoms.
Every Design Has a Story.
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