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The Official Record

The Official Record

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"I Can't Fix Stupid, But I Can Chart It."

Some things in healthcare can't be prevented. Some decisions can't be explained. But every nurse knows one thing...

If it happened, it gets charted.

The Official Record is a tribute to the nurses who have seen it all, documented it all, and somehow kept a straight face while doing it. Featuring the phrase "I Can't Fix Stupid, But I Can Chart It," this design captures the dry wit and quiet resilience that only those in healthcare truly understand.

Whether you're finishing a twelve-hour shift, grabbing coffee before report, or relaxing on your day off, this shirt is for the professionals who know that good documentation tells the whole story.

Why You'll Love It

  • Clever, original design created for healthcare professionals.
  • Soft, premium fabric for everyday comfort.
  • A perfect gift for registered nurses, LPNs, nursing students, and anyone who appreciates intelligent nursing humor.
  • Designed to spark knowing smiles from coworkers who understand the joke.

Product Details

  • Premium unisex fit.
  • Soft, high-quality fabric for lasting comfort.
  • Professionally printed for vibrant, durable graphics.
  • Available in a curated selection of premium colors.

Designed by Witory

Every Design Has a Story.



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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