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Sibling Warranty | Lifetime Coverage No Returns Funny Sibling T-Shirt

Sibling Warranty | Lifetime Coverage No Returns Funny Sibling T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Size Guide

How to Measure

Measure one of your favorite T-shirts laid flat.

Width: Measure straight across the chest from armpit to armpit.

Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.

Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Sizing

XS — Width: 16.5" | Length: 27"
S — Width: 18" | Length: 28"
M — Width: 20" | Length: 29"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 30"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 31"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 32"
3XL — Width: 28" | Length: 33"
4XL — Width: 30" | Length: 34"

Fit: Unisex retail fit. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a shirt you already own and love.

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You didn't choose them. You can't return them. And apparently the warranty lasts forever. 😂

Sibling Warranty — Lifetime Coverage • No Returns • No Exchanges turns the sibling relationship into the kind of warranty agreement nobody remembers signing.

Coverage includes all the important benefits:

  • Emergency alibis
  • Unsolicited opinions
  • Borrowing without asking
  • Childhood evidence suppression
  • Mutual parental manipulation
  • Insults from authorized siblings only
  • Built-in best friend
  • Lifelong memories — good and bad
  • Someone who always has your back... eventually

But read the fine print. The warranty may be immediately void if you tell Mom, touch their food, bring up 2007, act like you're the favorite, deny it was your idea, or delete the evidence.

And, naturally, the manufacturer accepts no responsibility for emotional damage occurring before age 18.

Perfect for brothers, sisters, adult siblings, sibling duos, big families, family reunions, or the person who knows exactly what happened in 2007 and has agreed never to discuss it.

A funny sibling gift for birthdays, Christmas, family gatherings, or simply reminding your sibling that they're stuck with you.

Unisex fit. Please check the Size Guide before ordering to choose your preferred fit.

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