If (Coffee)

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We'd love to hear your ideas. If you'd like to see this design on a hoodie, mug, tote, keychain, notebook, or something else, email us at hello@witory.co.

If it's a great fit for Witory, your idea could become our next release.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Every programmer has dependencies.

Some projects need libraries.

Some need frameworks.

Most just need coffee.

If (Coffee) captures one of programming's oldest truths in the simplest way possible: coffee in, productivity out. And when coffee isn't available... well, let's just say the comment speaks for itself.

A clean, minimalist design for developers who know that caffeine isn't just a beverage—it's part of the build process.

Why You'll Love It

Clever code-inspired humor with a minimalist aesthetic.
Original Witory artwork designed for programmers who appreciate subtle jokes.
Perfect for software developers, engineers, students, and coffee-loving coders.
A conversation starter that's instantly recognizable to fellow programmers.

Product Details

Premium unisex fit.
Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear.
Professionally printed for crisp, long-lasting quality.
Optimized for light-colored apparel.

Designed by Witory

Every Design Has a Story.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean