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Half-Life Crisis
Half-Life Crisis
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some things fade with time.
Radioactive isotopes.
Energy levels.
Motivation on Monday mornings.
Half-Life Crisis puts a scientific spin on a familiar phrase, turning one of chemistry and physics' most fundamental concepts into a clever piece of wearable humor. The decay curve tells the story long before the caption delivers the punchline.
Whether you spend your days in a lab, a classroom, or simply appreciate smart jokes, this design is a reminder that everything changes... just at different rates.
Why You'll Love It
- Clever science humor inspired by the concept of radioactive decay.
- Original Witory artwork featuring a minimalist half-life graph.
- Perfect for chemists, physicists, engineers, science teachers, students, and STEM enthusiasts.
- A subtle design that rewards those who recognize the scientific reference.
Product Details
- Premium unisex fit.
- Soft, comfortable fabric for everyday wear.
- Professionally printed for sharp, long-lasting quality.
- Optimized for dark-colored apparel.
Designed by Witory
Every Design Has a Story.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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